Sunday, January 18, 2009

Cheers to all its hangover time

Time went so slow and bad don’t know what to do, that instance I thought of remembering what alcoholic drinks I know from A to Z. Here are few what I know…

A- Aristocrat
B- Bagpiper
C- Ceseer
D- Drambuie
E- Earthquake shot
F- Fun drop
G- Gin
H- Haywards
I- Imperial blue
J- Jhonie
K- King fisher
L- Lime drop
N- Nicolas no1
O- Old monk
P- Peter scotch
Q- Queen
R- Royal stag
S- Signature
T- Teacher’sscot
U- Uni boul
V- Vodka
W- White hall
X- Xxx rum
Y- Yankey
Z- Zingaro

SMS jokes

1. Friend1: I just had a narrow escape, a bus went over me…!
Friend 2: how did u escape then…?
Friend 1: luckily I was standing under FLYOVER…!

2. Very important message: today is Thomas Alwa Edison birthday so send wishes to all tube lights. Now I have done my job hope you too continue…

3. Quick death: Take a big rope, tie it around your neck and hang yourself.

Slow death: Take a small rope, tie it around a glaz neck and marry her.

4. Man at medical shop: I need a poison.
Shopkeeper: I can’t sell you that.
Man shows his wife photo.
Shopkeeper: I didn’t know you had a prescription sorry sir…