Tuesday, September 30, 2008

SMS jokes

1. Friends are like fishes… you have to site patiently for a long time to catch a nice one… just like I caught you… better stay nice or I’ll fry you!!
2. Boy: I’ve just had the most awful time. First, I got angina pectoris, then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering, I got psoriasis. They gave me hypodermics and it was followed by appendectomy.
Friend: How did you pull through?
Boy: I don’t know. Toughest spelling test ever!
3. A doctor s conversation: I tried smiling that medicine. It made my gums bleed.
4. Difference between a dream a very big dream:
If you want to be beauty it’s a dream. But if you want to be beauty like me then it’s a very big dream.