Sunday, October 19, 2008

SMS jokes

1. Maths and women are the two most complicated things in the world… but maths at least has some logic.

2. Life without girls:
Markets silent, street empty, the police at rest, all mobile companies in loss, no SMS, no flowers, no valentines, no candles, no perfume, all men directed to heaven.

3. Q: what four animals dose a woman like to have in her house?
A: a tiger in bed, a mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage and a jack ass to pay for it all.

4. Student’s height of honesty: sitting in an examination hall, opening a bit, memorizing the answer an then writing it without seeing…

5. Teacher: name an animal that lives in Lapland!
Pupil: a reindeer.
Teacher: good, now name another.
Pupil: another reindeer!


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