SMS jokes

1. Friend1: I just had a narrow escape, a bus went over me…!
Friend 2: how did u escape then…?
Friend 1: luckily I was standing under FLYOVER…!

2. Very important message: today is Thomas Alwa Edison birthday so send wishes to all tube lights. Now I have done my job hope you too continue…

3. Quick death: Take a big rope, tie it around your neck and hang yourself.

Slow death: Take a small rope, tie it around a glaz neck and marry her.

4. Man at medical shop: I need a poison.
Shopkeeper: I can’t sell you that.
Man shows his wife photo.
Shopkeeper: I didn’t know you had a prescription sorry sir…

SMS jokes

1. A prince was crushed by a witch that he could speak ply 1 word per year. But if he didn’t, he could save it for the next year. 1 day he saw a beautiful princess and fell in love with her. He waited for 10 years to say this to her, “Darling, I love you. I would like to marry you” and guess what she replied…..

“PARDON??”…!!!!

2. Friend 1: I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3years.
Friend 2: Then what happened?
Friend 1: Nothing she married the postman….

3. Little bit bore but very much practical… Try this… Lets see if u can guess answers...

Q. What do you call a pig with 3 eyes?
A. Piiig !

Q. How can the letter ‘A’ help a deaf lady?
A. It can make ‘her’ “hear”!

Q. What is the end of everything?
A. “g”.

4. Why do women live longer than men? Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does…!

SMS jokes

1. Maths and women are the two most complicated things in the world… but maths at least has some logic.

2. Life without girls:
Markets silent, street empty, the police at rest, all mobile companies in loss, no SMS, no flowers, no valentines, no candles, no perfume, all men directed to heaven.

3. Q: what four animals dose a woman like to have in her house?
A: a tiger in bed, a mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage and a jack ass to pay for it all.

4. Student’s height of honesty: sitting in an examination hall, opening a bit, memorizing the answer an then writing it without seeing…

5. Teacher: name an animal that lives in Lapland!
Pupil: a reindeer.
Teacher: good, now name another.
Pupil: another reindeer!

SMS jokes

1. Friends are like fishes… you have to site patiently for a long time to catch a nice one… just like I caught you… better stay nice or I’ll fry you!!
2. Boy: I’ve just had the most awful time. First, I got angina pectoris, then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering, I got psoriasis. They gave me hypodermics and it was followed by appendectomy.
Friend: How did you pull through?
Boy: I don’t know. Toughest spelling test ever!
3. A doctor s conversation: I tried smiling that medicine. It made my gums bleed.
4. Difference between a dream a very big dream:
If you want to be beauty it’s a dream. But if you want to be beauty like me then it’s a very big dream.

Virtue of true love

Actually love can come to any one at age on any one. It has no limit what so ever. Tell me try definition of love, a kind of affection formed in ones heart about someone is love. The person who loves another person cares for him a lot. Its good feeling created in us. Let me tell you a true always help in the improvement of the character as well as our own personality. The life changes dramatically when we are in true love and guide us the right path to reach the goal. A person who doesn’t love doesn’t know to approach things in a smoother way. Every person starts the first love with their mother. So friends love the person whom you care a lot or who cares a lot for you. Don’t end your life without a love.

SMS jokes

1. What a single spelling mistake can do: husband went to Goa. Sent an SMS to wife- “Having a wonderful time, wish u were HER”!!
A two year old child was trying to write.
2. Father – son! What are you doing?
Son – writing to my friend.
Father – do you know how to write?
Son – no dad… so what? Even my friend doesn’t know to read.
3. A kutti chathan came and asked me “I want to trouble some good people” I suggested your name. It slapped me and told” we don’t play with our BOSS”