SMS jokes

1. Friend1: I just had a narrow escape, a bus went over me…!
Friend 2: how did u escape then…?
Friend 1: luckily I was standing under FLYOVER…!

2. Very important message: today is Thomas Alwa Edison birthday so send wishes to all tube lights. Now I have done my job hope you too continue…

3. Quick death: Take a big rope, tie it around your neck and hang yourself.

Slow death: Take a small rope, tie it around a glaz neck and marry her.

4. Man at medical shop: I need a poison.
Shopkeeper: I can’t sell you that.
Man shows his wife photo.
Shopkeeper: I didn’t know you had a prescription sorry sir…

SMS jokes

1. A prince was crushed by a witch that he could speak ply 1 word per year. But if he didn’t, he could save it for the next year. 1 day he saw a beautiful princess and fell in love with her. He waited for 10 years to say this to her, “Darling, I love you. I would like to marry you” and guess what she replied…..

“PARDON??”…!!!!

2. Friend 1: I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3years.
Friend 2: Then what happened?
Friend 1: Nothing she married the postman….

3. Little bit bore but very much practical… Try this… Lets see if u can guess answers...

Q. What do you call a pig with 3 eyes?
A. Piiig !

Q. How can the letter ‘A’ help a deaf lady?
A. It can make ‘her’ “hear”!

Q. What is the end of everything?
A. “g”.

4. Why do women live longer than men? Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does…!

SMS jokes

1. Friends are like fishes… you have to site patiently for a long time to catch a nice one… just like I caught you… better stay nice or I’ll fry you!!
2. Boy: I’ve just had the most awful time. First, I got angina pectoris, then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering, I got psoriasis. They gave me hypodermics and it was followed by appendectomy.
Friend: How did you pull through?
Boy: I don’t know. Toughest spelling test ever!
3. A doctor s conversation: I tried smiling that medicine. It made my gums bleed.
4. Difference between a dream a very big dream:
If you want to be beauty it’s a dream. But if you want to be beauty like me then it’s a very big dream.