SMS jokes

1. What a single spelling mistake can do: husband went to Goa. Sent an SMS to wife- “Having a wonderful time, wish u were HER”!!
A two year old child was trying to write.
2. Father – son! What are you doing?
Son – writing to my friend.
Father – do you know how to write?
Son – no dad… so what? Even my friend doesn’t know to read.
3. A kutti chathan came and asked me “I want to trouble some good people” I suggested your name. It slapped me and told” we don’t play with our BOSS”