Sunday, January 18, 2009

SMS jokes

1. Friend1: I just had a narrow escape, a bus went over me…!
Friend 2: how did u escape then…?
Friend 1: luckily I was standing under FLYOVER…!

2. Very important message: today is Thomas Alwa Edison birthday so send wishes to all tube lights. Now I have done my job hope you too continue…

3. Quick death: Take a big rope, tie it around your neck and hang yourself.

Slow death: Take a small rope, tie it around a glaz neck and marry her.

4. Man at medical shop: I need a poison.
Shopkeeper: I can’t sell you that.
Man shows his wife photo.
Shopkeeper: I didn’t know you had a prescription sorry sir…

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